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  • christinefriar:


    LiartownUSA has always celebrated ONLINE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS. Now, spurred by popular demand and a deep desire to properly honor the internet’s bravest, most productive heroes, I am very pleased to announce the very first LiarTown item to consensually enter the physical world.

    First appearing in a December 2013 post and honored by rave reviews from Jezebel.com (“The absolute best cat calendar!”) this now-100% real publication is officially available for sale. 

    This full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is presented and shipped in plenty of time for the holidays. Each month features a charming kitten professionally photographed in a heroic pose appropriate to a small cat defiantly speaking out on the hottest social justice issues of the day. A sassy, uncompromising declaration erases any doubts about each precious cat’s passionate convictions, sense of humor, and tough-as-nails attitude! 

    Each of these twelve adorable kittens was subject to a week-long, grueling interview process to ensure there was absolutely nothing problematic in its beliefs. Unlike bland, privileged garbage kittens chosen for nothing more than shallow good looks, Social Justice Kittens radiate fierce strength in the face of untold adversity, and all are gifted with a dazzling array of genders and orientations to go with their tiny, oh-so-kissable faces! The patriarchy WILL NEVER accept these kittens! 

    After thousands of years of CIS-HET BULLSHIT, here at last is a calendar that DARES YOU to speak truth to power. A calendar which boldly announces to the world that you aren’t going to sit back and let others speak for you. A calendar that holds you up high so others can see you’re able to stand proudly on your own!

    It comes down to this: Do you want to financially support the ideals embodied by this unique, functional gift, or refuse to purchase a copy and become a hateful fake ally who actively embraces injustice and the murder of innocents? The choice is yours.

    One more time, to be clear: This is a genuine 2015 calendar, printed on big machines and then mailed out by mid-November.

    To visit the online store, click here. 

    Last but not least, a huge THANK YOU to everyone who supported this project during its formation!

    I don’t usually fall for memey gimmicks, but I like this memey gimmick a lot.

  • emilenox:

    Scanned the Cat Collection from my #Inktober sketchbook. 

    (via continuants)

  • tetraghostfan:

    *wakes up* what the fuck

    (via guyinc0gnito)

  • grinderman2:

    me in high school: omg cant wait for college
    me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

    (via 911official)

  • Anna Quindlen, Every Last One (via funkywitch)

    (Source: larmoyante, via funkywitch)

  • "Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."
  • party-wok:

    the Donkey Kong Country underwater music remains some of the chillest shit to ever hit my ears.

  • b0nes-and-suicide:

    *hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

    (Source: br0ken-beyond-despair, via wheatthin)

  • d0gbl0g:

    heaheaheaheahheahaeheaheahheaheahehehhehaehahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahaahahha

    (Source: obesenigger)